September 13, 2011
Dear Voss Children,
Due to your recent decisions to use them as weapons of mess/destruction, the following food items are now banned substances in this household:
- cereal
- orange juice
- ice cream
These will be added to the list of all banned substances under the heading "food." For a complete list, refer to the empty containers in the garbage can or just lick the floor.
Keep this up and you will be reduced to eating nothing but brussel sprouts.
Love,
Mama
P.S. Oh yes, and thank you SO much for waking up the baby. I have no words to express how much I appreciate that.
What, you don't think they could make a mess with brussel sprouts?
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